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'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

Bear attack.

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

"I was getting cabin fever posting stuff and playing games inside all day. I had to take it outside for awhile."

"I'm beginning to think he doesn't want to go back to civilization."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Desert Island Fantasies

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Crib Escape

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Tweaking the CV.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Fox hunting.

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Wishing Well

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Tsunami Evac Route