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Crossword Cow.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Prisoner Crossing

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"Suppose I was successful, suppose I actually dug under the fence, then what?"

Shipwrecked.

A Bubble of Countryside.

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

Desert Island Business

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

'Life on the farm just wasn't for me.'

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

"After working from home for ten months, I quit my job to spend less time with my family."

'John keeps wishing he could write a really good novel about desert island.'

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

'It's not really for sale. I just get lonely out here!'

"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

Desert Island Drone...

Castaway on island with just one tree has hammock washed up on shore.

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

'Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.'