Countryside Escapee T-Shirts

'Country Village. Population: 1246 (weekends), 27(Mon-Fri).'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Walkers

Thatched roof car.

Sheep In Curlers

Migrating cows.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Tree Squirrel

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Car Journey.

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

Just in time

Rooster

'Another artisanal B&B.'

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

Water from a tap forming a dog.

BANG! (Duck hunter hunting very small ducks.

'Boy, that is one old Turkey.'

'Life on the farm just wasn't for me.'

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

Toad roadkill.

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"Oh lord, I think we're in a Japanese horror movie!"

Something above the common