Countryside Escapee Mugs

'Country Village. Population: 1246 (weekends), 27(Mon-Fri).'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Walkers

Thatched roof car.

Sheep In Curlers

Migrating cows.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Tree Squirrel

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Car Journey.

Rooster

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

Just in time

'Another artisanal B&B.'

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

BANG! (Duck hunter hunting very small ducks.

'Life on the farm just wasn't for me.'

'Boy, that is one old Turkey.'

Water from a tap forming a dog.

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

Toad roadkill.

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

Farming uncle and cockney nephew riding

Something above the common