Rural Escapist Mugs

Pick Your Own Fruit - We're going back to Poland

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

BBQ Escape.

'Louder, Doctor! I can't make out what you're saying.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Farm Humor.

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Crowded Ice Fishing

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Skier and his dog.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

A bit of Newlyn.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'