Rural Escapist T-Shirts

Pick Your Own Fruit - We're going back to Poland

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

BBQ Escape.

'Louder, Doctor! I can't make out what you're saying.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Farm Humor.

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"It seemed like miles to me!"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Skier and his dog.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

A bit of Newlyn.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Blowing up the camping mattress.