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No man is an island ??" it just looks that way.

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"This never happened."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Skier and his dog.

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'