Yardwork Escapist T-Shirts

"I had a great result with my garden this year. Not a thing survived."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Gardener

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"He loves his leaf blower."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'