Yardwork Escapist Pillows

"I had a great result with my garden this year. Not a thing survived."

'I said I was going golfing . . .'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Gardener

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

"He loves his leaf blower."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'