Rural Escapee Mugs

'It's not really for sale. I just get lonely out here!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Farm Humor.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

An English Gold Field

A bit of Newlyn.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Extreme Sheepherding

Bungee sodbustin'

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

'Don't leave me hangin' ladies!'

Cosmopolitan cows: 'Hay!'

Russian Plane Chased By Russian Wolves