Rural Escapee Pillows

'It's not really for sale. I just get lonely out here!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Farm Humor.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

An English Gold Field

A bit of Newlyn.

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'Another artisanal B&B.'

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Extreme Sheepherding

Bungee sodbustin'

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

Russian Plane Chased By Russian Wolves

'Don't leave me hangin' ladies!'