Country Escape Artist Pillows

Daughter and father riding across country

Far from the maddening crowd but still a little annoyed.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Crib Escape

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Desert Island Fantasies

Tweaking the CV.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Fox hunting.

Wishing Well

"FREEDOM!!!"

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."