Country Escapists Pillows

'Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.'

Holiday time.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

Making Things Pleasant.

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

'Life on the farm just wasn't for me.'

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

A Real Working Vacation.

"What luck!"

Heavenly Desert Islands.

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

'Louder, Doctor! I can't make out what you're saying.'

Crisp New England Air.

Far from the maddening crowd but still a little annoyed.

'Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day . . . teach a man to fish and he'll never get any work done.'

Palm Tree Propeller

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

"Don't forget you have to pay alimony."

BBQ Escape.

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

'Women should stay home and raise their children!'

A castaway's dog play's fetch with his message in a bottle.

'I'm worried we might have exceeded our annual leave entitlement.'

'Fishing in the West.'