Travel Escapists Pillows

Excess Baggage: Many people who go on cruise vacations insist on a cabin with an ocean view.

Holiday time.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'See you in two weeks!'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Down on Bourbon Street...

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

"It's marzipan pigs."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Virtual Lap Dancing

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

Couple using dogs to pull their camper van.

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

'That flight is totally booked, but for $100 I can arrange for you to ride in the lavatory.'

'Sorry, dear. After three hours into the trip, it suddenly occurred to me that I forgot you. I'll come back to pick you up.'

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

'Nice RV!'