Nature Escapists Pillows

"I'm passing thru a school zone...let me call you back from a land vine."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Holiday time.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Are we there yet?"

"It is my place!"

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

A Day in the Country.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Thank god we're out of the city."

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"Help!"

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

"How to deal with weeds."

'Termites!'

'A wise dog knows when he's barking up the wrong tree.'

'Ok, you wanted to go free range. . . what now?'

What is this? "Entada Gigas." Okay. And that is "Eunectes Murinus." Yikes! "Pygocentrus Nattereri"! Gasp! Oh, heavens, "Panthera Onca"! Can you put all of this in layman's terms? "It's a jungle out there"!

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

'Hank, check and see if my fly is caught on something.'

Shepherd looks down in valley to see sheep formed into the shape of the word "BAA".

"Dirt, flies, ants, poison ivy. Man, eating on the ground is no picnic."

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.