Nature Escapists T-Shirts

"I'm passing thru a school zone...let me call you back from a land vine."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Holiday time.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Are we there yet?"

"It is my place!"

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

A Day in the Country.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Thank god we're out of the city."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"Help!"

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

"How to deal with weeds."

'A wise dog knows when he's barking up the wrong tree.'

'Termites!'

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

'Ok, you wanted to go free range. . . what now?'

'Hank, check and see if my fly is caught on something.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Shepherd looks down in valley to see sheep formed into the shape of the word "BAA".

"Dirt, flies, ants, poison ivy. Man, eating on the ground is no picnic."

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

Maze.

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.