Earthly Escapists T-Shirts

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'Let's get a kitty.'

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"How to deal with weeds."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

Virtual Lap Dancing

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

"Looks as though we got out just in time!"

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

"What luck!"

A Real Working Vacation.

Heavenly Desert Islands.

Worm running away from hook.

'Trust me, using this cheap perfume to mask our scents is going to confuse the hounds...'

'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'

"How would you feel about a little place in the city, just to get away from all the hunting and gathering?"

"No man is an island, but I come pretty damn close."

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

A man relaxes in a folding chair on the back of a whale.

"One of my suppliers is letting me use his cabin for a few days."

Crisp New England Air.