Earthly Escapists Prints

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'Let's get a kitty.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"How to deal with weeds."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

Virtual Lap Dancing

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

"What luck!"

Heavenly Desert Islands.

A Real Working Vacation.

"Looks as though we got out just in time!"

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

Worm running away from hook.

'Trust me, using this cheap perfume to mask our scents is going to confuse the hounds...'

'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'

"How would you feel about a little place in the city, just to get away from all the hunting and gathering?"

"No man is an island, but I come pretty damn close."

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

"Don't forget you have to pay alimony."

'Been coming here ever since Florida got crowded.'

Crisp New England Air.

"One of my suppliers is letting me use his cabin for a few days."