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"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

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An amplified harp

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Location, location, location.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

Astronaut Escapes Earthly Wars.

"It's time to pull the plug."

Heaven II

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

"Not funny."

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."

'The bathroom? It's that cumulonimbus, the third cloud on the right.'