Ethereal Escapists Mugs

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

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An amplified harp

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Location, location, location.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Man turns into an angel.

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

Heaven II

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

Spiritualist. Out of business. I lost the ability to contact the departed. It's like clothes. Some people are a "medium" when young, but not when we get older.

Astronaut Escapes Earthly Wars.

"It's time to pull the plug."

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

"Not funny."

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."

No caption. (Two angels play basketball in heaven. Halo of one forms rim of basketball hoop.)