Ethereal Athlete Mugs

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

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An amplified harp

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'I miss the evildoers.'

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Location, location, location.'

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

Census Infinity.

"Welcome to heaven! Will that be cash or credit?"

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

'Although you still can't take it with you, they let you follow your old investments online.'

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

Heaven II

"It's time to pull the plug."

'Heulluva Mark.'

"Not funny."

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."