Ethereal Competitors Mugs

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

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An amplified harp

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'I miss the evildoers.'

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Location, location, location.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Census Infinity.

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

"Welcome to heaven! Will that be cash or credit?"

'I see you've laid up for yourselves treasures in heaven. Is this some sort of tax dodge?'

"It's time to pull the plug."

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

'Although you still can't take it with you, they let you follow your old investments online.'

Heaven II

'Heulluva Mark.'

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

"Not funny."

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."