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Angel playing disk golf with his halo

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"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

An amplified harp

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'I miss the evildoers.'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Location, location, location.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

"It's time to pull the plug."

Heaven II

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

'Heulluva Mark.'

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

"Not funny."

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."

And that guy...HE invented the hamburger!

"Texting and driving?"