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Angel playing disk golf with his halo

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An amplified harp

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'I miss the evildoers.'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Location, location, location.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Man turns into an angel.

'When is break time around here?'

I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

Listen, I know you're omniscient - You don't need to say "spoiler alert" every time you tell me something.

Spiritualist. Out of business. I lost the ability to contact the departed. It's like clothes. Some people are a "medium" when young, but not when we get older.

"It's time to pull the plug."

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

Heaven II

'Heulluva Mark.'

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

"Not funny."

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."

No caption. (Two angels play basketball in heaven. Halo of one forms rim of basketball hoop.)

And that guy...HE invented the hamburger!