Ethereal Game Enthusiast Pillows

No caption. (Two angels play basketball in heaven. Halo of one forms rim of basketball hoop.)

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Anything good on tonight?'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Location, location, location.'

Man turns into an angel.

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

Spiritualist. Out of business. I lost the ability to contact the departed. It's like clothes. Some people are a "medium" when young, but not when we get older.

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

"It's time to pull the plug."

Listen, I know you're omniscient - You don't need to say "spoiler alert" every time you tell me something.

Heaven II

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

'Heulluva Mark.'

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

"Not funny."

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."

And that guy...HE invented the hamburger!

They called him the Olympic Flame because he never went out.