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'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

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"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Anything good on tonight?'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Location, location, location.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

Frontispiece to 'A Book of Bargains' by V O'Sullivan- Depicts an Apparition from one of the Stories

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

"It's time to pull the plug."

Heaven II

'Heulluva Mark.'

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

"Not funny."

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

'The bathroom? It's that cumulonimbus, the third cloud on the right.'