Ethereal Humor Lover Pillows

"Good game."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'I miss the evildoers.'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'-and I'll tell you something else-it beats playing the harp!'

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

Frontispiece to 'A Book of Bargains' by V O'Sullivan- Depicts an Apparition from one of the Stories

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

Survey results: 9 out of 10 angels feel that dancing on the head of a pin is demeaning and potentially quite hazardous.

"Now let's try the other other other eye."

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

'Thank you for contacting The Pearly Gates. Your call may be monitored for training purposes...'

'I'm happy for eternity, but I still miss happy hour.'

Flight Insurance for Angels.

Ted’s Cloud

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

"Wait. Don't look. O.K., over my left shoulder-is that God?"

Heaven II

'Heulluva Mark.'

"Not funny."