Ethereal Joke Lover Pillows

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

'I miss the evildoers.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

Fresh ground?

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

Man turns into an angel.

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

'Second opinion? Come back tomorrow, I will probably have changed my mind by then...'

"I don't get it."

'When is break time around here?'

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

NASA, 'Now, don't panic, but I think we got a parking ticket.'

And on the the eighth day God clicked Un-Do.

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

Listen, I know you're omniscient - You don't need to say "spoiler alert" every time you tell me something.

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

Heaven II

'I'ts good we don't have to make a living up here. I sold life insurance.'

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

Just Buried

'I'm happy for eternity, but I still miss happy hour.'

'We come in pieces.'

"My dad's more disinterested in my upbringing than your dad..!!"

'Even if you were always Mother's little angel, I still have to look it up.'

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

"Not funny."

No caption. (Two angels play basketball in heaven. Halo of one forms rim of basketball hoop.)