Ethereal Joke Lover Pillows

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

'I miss the evildoers.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

'Second opinion? Come back tomorrow, I will probably have changed my mind by then...'

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

"I don't get it."

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

NASA, 'Now, don't panic, but I think we got a parking ticket.'

And on the the eighth day God clicked Un-Do.

'I'm happy for eternity, but I still miss happy hour.'

'I'ts good we don't have to make a living up here. I sold life insurance.'

'We come in pieces.'

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

"My dad's more disinterested in my upbringing than your dad..!!"

Just Buried

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

Heaven II

'Even if you were always Mother's little angel, I still have to look it up.'

"Not funny."

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

" ....and your insurance was paid up."