Ethereal Entertainment Seeker Pillows

'Anything good on tonight?'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Location, location, location.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Man turns into an angel.

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

Listen, I know you're omniscient - You don't need to say "spoiler alert" every time you tell me something.

Spiritualist. Out of business. I lost the ability to contact the departed. It's like clothes. Some people are a "medium" when young, but not when we get older.

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

"It's time to pull the plug."

Heaven II

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

"Not funny."

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."

No caption. (Two angels play basketball in heaven. Halo of one forms rim of basketball hoop.)

And that guy...HE invented the hamburger!