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'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

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An amplified harp

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Location, location, location.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Census Infinity.

"Welcome to heaven! Will that be cash or credit?"

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

Sign on the Pearly Gates reads: 'Now hiring.' Man says, 'We're in luck!'

"It's time to pull the plug."

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

'Although you still can't take it with you, they let you follow your old investments online.'

Heaven II

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

"Not funny."

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."