Ethereal Job Hunter Prints

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

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An amplified harp

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Location, location, location.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Man turns into an angel.

'When is break time around here?'

Census Infinity.

I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

"Welcome to heaven! Will that be cash or credit?"

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

'Although you still can't take it with you, they let you follow your old investments online.'

Spiritualist. Out of business. I lost the ability to contact the departed. It's like clothes. Some people are a "medium" when young, but not when we get older.

"It's time to pull the plug."

Heaven II

Sign on the Pearly Gates reads: 'Now hiring.' Man says, 'We're in luck!'

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

"Not funny."

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."