Ethereal Band Member Prints

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

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An amplified harp

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

Man turns into an angel.

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'When is break time around here?'

"What's good here?"

I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

"It's time to pull the plug."

'I see you've laid up for yourselves treasures in heaven. Is this some sort of tax dodge?'

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

Listen, I know you're omniscient - You don't need to say "spoiler alert" every time you tell me something.

Heaven II

'Heulluva Mark.'

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

"Not funny."

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."

And that guy...HE invented the hamburger!

No caption. (Two angels play basketball in heaven. Halo of one forms rim of basketball hoop.)

'The bathroom? It's that cumulonimbus, the third cloud on the right.'

"Texting and driving?"

Angel skiing down a cloud slope.

"It's just a little death defect."