Ethereal Humorist Prints

And that guy...HE invented the hamburger!

"You were supposed to leave your flash drive at the Pearly Gates."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'I miss the evildoers.'

"I'm waiting in for a plumber."

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Hey you earthling! Today is the last day of your life!' - Hello Houston... Something is telling me this is the last day of my life!

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Man turns into an angel.

'When is break time around here?'

Don't be surprized, I'm combining Oxygen and Magnesium. OMg!

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

Listen, I know you're omniscient - You don't need to say "spoiler alert" every time you tell me something.

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

"It's time to pull the plug."

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

'I'm happy for eternity, but I still miss happy hour.'

Heaven II

"Who ordered the krill pizza?"

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

"Not funny."

Angel playing disk golf with his halo