Ethereal Humor Aficionado Prints

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'I miss the evildoers.'

"I'm waiting in for a plumber."

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

"Kids today!"

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

"She was a good turtle."

Mosey sign on crossing.

'I'm happy for eternity, but I still miss happy hour.'

Heaven II

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

"Who ordered the krill pizza?"

'Heulluva Mark.'

'Hey you! Get off my cloud!'

"Not funny."

Post Life Crisis - 'What if this is all there is?'