Ethereal Humor Enthusiasts Prints

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'I miss the evildoers.'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Fresh ground?

Man turns into an angel.

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

Listen, I know you're omniscient - You don't need to say "spoiler alert" every time you tell me something.

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

'I'm happy for eternity, but I still miss happy hour.'

Heaven II

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

'Heulluva Mark.'

"Not funny."

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."

Why actuarial humor is hard to cartoon...

No caption. (Two angels play basketball in heaven. Halo of one forms rim of basketball hoop.)

And that guy...HE invented the hamburger!

"Texting and driving?"

"It's just a little death defect."

"You were supposed to leave your flash drive at the Pearly Gates."