Ethereal Enthusiast Prints

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

Man turns into an angel.

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Heaven II

"Texting and driving?"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Anything good on tonight?'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'Location, location, location.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

Spiritualist. Out of business. I lost the ability to contact the departed. It's like clothes. Some people are a "medium" when young, but not when we get older.

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

"It's time to pull the plug."

Listen, I know you're omniscient - You don't need to say "spoiler alert" every time you tell me something.

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

'Heulluva Mark.'

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

"Not funny."

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."

And that guy...HE invented the hamburger!