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"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Heaven II

"Texting and driving?"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Anything good on tonight?'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'Location, location, location.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

"It's time to pull the plug."

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

'Heulluva Mark.'

"Not funny."

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."

And that guy...HE invented the hamburger!

'The bathroom? It's that cumulonimbus, the third cloud on the right.'

Angel skiing down a cloud slope.

"It's just a little death defect."

"You were supposed to leave your flash drive at the Pearly Gates."