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"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Anything good on tonight?'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Location, location, location.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Man turns into an angel.

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

Frontispiece to 'A Book of Bargains' by V O'Sullivan- Depicts an Apparition from one of the Stories

I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

Spiritualist. Out of business. I lost the ability to contact the departed. It's like clothes. Some people are a "medium" when young, but not when we get older.

Heaven II

Listen, I know you're omniscient - You don't need to say "spoiler alert" every time you tell me something.

Don't worry, they'll just write it off as another case of spontaneous combustion

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

'Heulluva Mark.'

"Not funny."

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

'I forget is it a star or a planet that blinks...'

"Uh-oh."

No caption. (Two angels play basketball in heaven. Halo of one forms rim of basketball hoop.)

"Texting and driving?"