Ethereal Experience Fan Mugs

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Anything good on tonight?'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Location, location, location.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

Frontispiece to 'A Book of Bargains' by V O'Sullivan- Depicts an Apparition from one of the Stories

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

Heaven II

Don't worry, they'll just write it off as another case of spontaneous combustion

'Heulluva Mark.'

"Not funny."

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

'I forget is it a star or a planet that blinks...'

"Uh-oh."

"Texting and driving?"

"It's just a little death defect."