Ethereal Comedy Fan Mugs

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

'Anything good on tonight?'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'I miss the evildoers.'

'They come down here to smoke.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

"Two bars—how about you?"

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"

Hand me the remote...

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

"Flip you for the top bunk."

"Separate clouds, please."

'It's a conversation piece.'

"You're lucky that your parents donated a building to Heaven."

"Sorry. I'm molting."

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.