Ethereal Comedy Fan Gifts

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

'Anything good on tonight?'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

'I miss the evildoers.'

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'They come down here to smoke.'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

Man turns into an angel.

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Hand me the remote...

Fresh ground?

"Two bars—how about you?"

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

"Flip you for the top bunk."

"Sorry. I'm molting."

"Looks like you have Heaven Basic."

'It's a conversation piece.'