Ethereal Comedy Follower Gifts

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Anything good on tonight?'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

'They come down here to smoke.'

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

'I miss the evildoers.'

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"Two bars—how about you?"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Man turns into an angel.

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Hand me the remote...

'When is break time around here?'

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

"Flip you for the top bunk."

"Separate clouds, please."

"Sorry. I'm molting."

I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

'It's a conversation piece.'

"I have to twinkle"

"Would you please knock off the boooring chant?!!"

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."