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I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Anything good on tonight?'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

'They come down here to smoke.'

'I miss the evildoers.'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

"Two bars—how about you?"

Hand me the remote...

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

"Flip you for the top bunk."

"Separate clouds, please."

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

'It's a conversation piece.'

"Sorry. I'm molting."

"I have to twinkle"

"Would you please knock off the boooring chant?!!"