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'Anything good on tonight?'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Location, location, location.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

"It's time to pull the plug."

Heaven II

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

"Not funny."

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."

And that guy...HE invented the hamburger!

'The bathroom? It's that cumulonimbus, the third cloud on the right.'