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"It's just a little death defect."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Anything good on tonight?'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Location, location, location.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Man turns into an angel.

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

"It's time to pull the plug."

Listen, I know you're omniscient - You don't need to say "spoiler alert" every time you tell me something.

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

Spiritualist. Out of business. I lost the ability to contact the departed. It's like clothes. Some people are a "medium" when young, but not when we get older.

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

Heaven II

'Heulluva Mark.'

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

"Not funny."

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."

No caption. (Two angels play basketball in heaven. Halo of one forms rim of basketball hoop.)