Ethereal Enthusiasts Gifts

"It's just a little death defect."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Anything good on tonight?'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Location, location, location.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

Heaven II

"It's time to pull the plug."

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

'Heulluva Mark.'

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

"Not funny."

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."

And that guy...HE invented the hamburger!