Ethereal Game Enthusiast Gifts

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Anything good on tonight?'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Location, location, location.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

Heaven II

"It's time to pull the plug."

'Heulluva Mark.'

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

"Not funny."

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."

And that guy...HE invented the hamburger!

They called him the Olympic Flame because he never went out.

"Texting and driving?"