Ethereal Sports Fan Gifts

'Heulluva Mark.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Monster Baseball

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Anything good on tonight?'

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

Angel Basketball

'You better be in top form, Wally - he has home PLANET advantage.'

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

"You need glasses, dear."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Dream sheep jumping over fence using Fosbury Flop technique.

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

Heaven II

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

Holy Golf

Planet Football

'Your Serve.'

A football, tennis racket, and a bowling pin are running across road. . . A nearby road sign reads: 'GAME CROSSING.'