Ethereal Sports Fan Gifts

'Heulluva Mark.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Monster Baseball

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Anything good on tonight?'

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

Angel Basketball

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Man turns into an angel.

'You better be in top form, Wally - he has home PLANET advantage.'

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

"You need glasses, dear."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Dream sheep jumping over fence using Fosbury Flop technique.

I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

Listen, I know you're omniscient - You don't need to say "spoiler alert" every time you tell me something.

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

You'll like playing golf up here. It's a private course only open to those who get past the pearly gates. The ball flies a long way because of the altitude! With wings, there's no need for golf carts. And the best thing is, you have all of eternity to improve your score! That still won't be enough time!

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

Heaven II

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

Planet Football

'Your Serve.'

Holy Golf