Existential Sports Fan Gifts

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

The rocket powered skiier

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

"Nihilistic customer service"

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'Where's my horse?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'

Ski Surfing

"Not again!"

Piste-side Hotel

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

Man falls off perch

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

Extreme Birthdays.