Existential Sports Fan T-Shirts

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

The rocket powered skiier

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

"Nihilistic customer service"

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'Where's my horse?'

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

Man falls off perch

'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'

Ski Surfing

"Not again!"

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

Piste-side Hotel

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"But if I say I'm in denial then, by definition, I'm not in denial."